"sugar, we are going down..."

I'll say.
Holiday fab almost all the famdamnily. Gifts and good cheer and such.
No xhuz to make me feel bad, Santa.
Right back at the office and scratching the walls by 5 daily.
Driving like a bat out of hell exiting the parking garage... my favorite, the 6'5" nordic valet digs it, he told me these Minneapoltins do not tip. Oh honey.
Since Chistmas, no men no fun no how.
Gotta make my own.
fun
and I mean fun
as Sinatra used to say

the corporate Xmas pah-tay

Aaah holy christ,
I actually got my ti-ti ash to my 1st baby sis'
corp xmas bash a thon
I kept sayin' why am I slogging through the slush to this?
uh because I was invited and they have valet and vintage wine and
stoopid- on- bolly actually had a flash-- just slam yourself into your black Victorian lace and get out there
--your next huzbin could be there
and some nordic bit will nab him
uh huh
some writer in a RL ski line gortex and long long hair chatted moi up
and he only came up to my nips
not that that's ever been a problema
b4
aah damn baby
I got my goodie bag and got the heck outta there
I
am
so
bored

Drinx @ Mission with the 2 attys

So there was I at Mission MSP
land o flakes
with not one but two esquires
one split for the exurbs and the remaining UofM alum like me, sir
gee do ya think we have something in common, hmmm?
'counselor',
as I took to calling him
after a single Stoli--I remember Stoli from my Neiman Marcus days-- mart including three monster olives like Vegas
ding ding ding
gin martini drinking lawyer men always want to talk about the creative world
and I always have to restrain myself from snipping about my outrageous divorce attychick's
re
tain
er
that I paid cash
the esq. said he strung up colorful Christmas lights in his office
what do the clients say? I gasped
they like it
oh
he also said that i have some tension in my pretty face that
only one thing can ease
riiight

"...and don't lose that famous sicilian temper of yours" Sollozzo to Sonny Corleone in GF One "No. I'll wait"- Sonny's reply

I'm getting antsy and I know why
bored
took the day off ; threw the baby nephs around til they were wiped out; tucked them in and split
now the late afternoon options are
hit Chi
Xmas shop a gogo
martini ranch happy happy joy joy hour

nah
shop'n tini it is
it'll keep me outta trouble

which I have been searching for
finding
and fleeing from
all my life

...aw c'mon partner you can hit harder than that!" Sinatra to Rita Hayworth in Pal joey after she slaps him-hard

and he took it like a maaannn

I telepathically
warned that
boss-ette
Not
to wake the sleeping Sicilian princess in moi--
early this ayem...Miss Priss was nicked by the cops for driving on a DUI
suspended license
the Black Irish princess in me felt that one coming
knew it
the time has come
to seize his badly run fiefdom and turn it into
ohoney7's office for fun frolic and lots and lotsa money