Men to the 5th power sing it y'all

I really do NOT dig the boyz
I ripped up the biz card of Mr I-was-sooo-not-interested-in
after he never called
again
uh don't wanna pick up da chex
Check please

Into my ejail drop'd yet another mac pallie-candidate
from uh- Sept 06
Secretly flattered
uh oh
I replied
all short
sw-eet
and I got : Just wanted to see how you
Are

WTF
ego booster fakkaktah booze-the-clowns
What do I have to do to get a date-er?
admirerer?! and a fab convo with a m a n?

Dick-
ma-
tized

Thanx ever so xhuz for throwing me into the 10 shades of
hell that are dating in ChiMplsSt-flippin'-Paul
for sobbing out
Loud...