the corporate Xmas pah-tay

Aaah holy christ,
I actually got my ti-ti ash to my 1st baby sis'
corp xmas bash a thon
I kept sayin' why am I slogging through the slush to this?
uh because I was invited and they have valet and vintage wine and
stoopid- on- bolly actually had a flash-- just slam yourself into your black Victorian lace and get out there
--your next huzbin could be there
and some nordic bit will nab him
uh huh
some writer in a RL ski line gortex and long long hair chatted moi up
and he only came up to my nips
not that that's ever been a problema
b4
aah damn baby
I got my goodie bag and got the heck outta there
I
am
so
bored