"We decided--we're getting you outta here"-the sad faced little clown w/ a huge skeleton key to The Elephant Man

Since 'they' aren't going to come and liberate me
I have to do it myself
I'd love to
unhorse my (for now) boss-ette
but I'm too bored to do even that
fag mariposa closet case bit
don't stir up the sleeping sicilian princess in moi
ya dickless wonder
I gotta get outta there
I plotted over drinx @ martini blu lassnite
Marguerite said
it's simple
ya want me to call the boyz
nah said me
just get me into see x regarding my fab career stall hell
so I can walk
out

"...was my name mentioned"?-"Repeatedly"."I bet they're talking about me right now."-Kurt Russell, the last line in Tequila Sunrise

Underrated, that Kurt-y
good goods.

Too fucking bad I had to go back to the office
because
TG was fab
that's what I get get for yipping
on da blog
all 7 sibs& their wifs and hubs
our mom and all the babies
that was a party
closed the joint
duked the maitre'
yepp-y

Lettuce give thanx

This year there are gonna be some changes 'round here!
My sisters and moi convinced our Mom that we're doing TG outside the traditional
we made reservations
now everyone is in

I have big plans for smoking down a big fattie to survive this TG
can't hardly wait.

Warhol was right

I hit the Andy Warhol opening last night at the Walker AC
small collection
big silkscreens elvis jackie madge monroe the chair
an absolute crush
or headache
interesting scenery
if you don't happen to be straight
not quite like the factory jam looked in the 60s
or art school in the 70s-80s when I never paid to get in
nostalgia
AW was a windowdresser
look how he ended up

"How was school?" "It was the worst day of my life--GOSH!"-Napoleon Dynamite

Clear my chakras-- sp?
DCBs...
That's it--I'm going to Santa Fe
where the air smells like pinon pine all the time
and the light is like nowhere else
not even Paris
or Nyc on late Sun afternoons

a channeler guy shaman
doo dee doo dee
nab'd moi the other day and fah-reaked me out
dude k n e w shit that there is no flipin' way...
also was told that my career shit is suckin' the fucking life/creativity out of me badly
walk away leave it at the office
keep writing
writing??@#%!*

now how the fuck

no one knows
about this psych/'70s/disappointment journo shit but m.
and he's like a best guy/ straight/ pallie and my late Jesuit /severe/ great/ uncle Msgr. Pete all smashed together
kiss kiss smackdown smackdown
and I don't even know him from 'adam or ants'
this blog slog snog shit creeps me out but wtf who knew
NM I dug
favorite line
I was in Taos skiing and this surf bum hippie goes whatta do?
Me designer
SBH ohh stained glass?
disco. yep shoulda woulda coulda
I gotta get back there to visit
quick

bloom planted II

My corrections dept says:
Michelle Pfieffer is from California, not the Midwest like the rest of the list
She worked @ Vons checkout
while I worked checkout @ Merle's...
and look how we turned out
yep

welcome back to the land o' 10000 flakes

yeah I came to out of my
1/2 a hangover and read the
last entry
I guess I had a big ol' pc of angry pie Fri night
& didn't ship self and belongings to Chi
yet
Now come the bad news that my godson and his teeny baby bro
ARE
transferring back to Chicago

how much heart smashin' can I take?!

Chi looks better and better from where I sit

I get a career jump and I'm going back,
too
yereowww

i am so jacked and so pissed

had cocktails w/an Austrailian and as the coworkers faded off to their homelives
dude went in for the passive aggressive kill
I'm not THAT lonely, Mel
always the lady
so here am I hugging da pc
whatta joke
self preservation is my key
key to the kingdom
thass right --manana--ship my junk --and moi--back to Chi
where they are mean to your face --and decent behind your back
unlike this fucking town and all the preds
in the fuckin state

I thought all the deer hunters were up north
guess the foreigners stayed in town
never underestimate the power of
uh
no
thanx
and 8 cylinders
yeowww

You have to bloom where you are planted

and give as good as you get

headhunter ejailin' me again
uh one more time, chica:
how much

got me thinking about my other midwestern contemporaries
Madonna Michael Jackson Sharon Stone Michelle Pfieffer Prince Rogers Nelson
look how we all turned out-- hah!
Madonna got murdalized on a horse??!MJs busted and broke, Prince needs a hip replacement...
Sharon had a flippin stroke w
where was I ?
oh now I feel much better
go to the office
put on my game
get the check
cash the check
' every day I
fight traffic
bust my ass
fight traffic
pay taxes
get up and do it all over again'

"Hello beautiful"-Bill Murray in Broken Flowers

I really miss my father today
never sick a day in his life
a young 63

gone before the day was out
surrounded by his wife and grandchildren
and 5 of his 7 kids
only because my brother Michael and I were
grounded @Ohare
the airport he knew like the back of his hand
dug my mom from the moment he saw her 17 year old face
world traveler successful
difficult
Irish
smartest man I'll ever know
man w/ answers
the real deal
would be embarrassed
by how much we all miss
him