I have a problem w/authority-Woody Allen as he rips up an LA cop's citation in Annie Hall

Moi, too
too... too
Just got outta yet another weekend ayem meet @ the STORE
I see who the sulu distmgrslut is ahem- grooming
to promote
why, it's that tightass T A M I #
am I jell
yeah
and I'm like get that sn**** outta MY way
oh yeah and I had a major snit 2x Friday watchit
who do I have to fuck (over) to get my stoopid job done here?

Oh and I was riiiight
new mgr a farm GAL
fat one 200lb-er even more incentive for me to get in
shape
I wanna new fuck you: pay-me
JOB

RB@I

Right back @ IT
So the men

Cellie rang last night
I picked up and I said to the
2/5

yeah yeah
back @ that again
I said..."so not the man I expected to hear from..."

2/5:

You held out
never called me
proud of ya

since I lost you...

Yeah,
you
did
said I

...you've been all over Chicago
drinking your wine
having your way w/guys you have in your web at your feet etc
lotsa PDA

Moi uh not pda never pda

(do I want to crank this shit all up again? nahhh am I bored and unattached!?

hell yeah)

Moi right right
denoument:

His nibs: call me after work on Fri.

Moi: ya call me

scorpio(n)

And not another word not another syll since Sunday night from re-kindle-so-on-probation Kg
don't de
lay is my advice
hon
ey

Men to the 5th power sing it y'all

I really do NOT dig the boyz
I ripped up the biz card of Mr I-was-sooo-not-interested-in
after he never called
again
uh don't wanna pick up da chex
Check please

Into my ejail drop'd yet another mac pallie-candidate
from uh- Sept 06
Secretly flattered
uh oh
I replied
all short
sw-eet
and I got : Just wanted to see how you
Are

WTF
ego booster fakkaktah booze-the-clowns
What do I have to do to get a date-er?
admirerer?! and a fab convo with a m a n?

Dick-
ma-
tized

Thanx ever so xhuz for throwing me into the 10 shades of
hell that are dating in ChiMplsSt-flippin'-Paul
for sobbing out
Loud...