Shall We Begin?-Bill Murray in Scrooged

XXVI drawing to a close
and what has Miss M learned hmmm

I had a proposal this year
my 3rd
3 times was not lucky

after a slow 9mos I went boy craZ
and into my net swam all ages 20s-60s !?$%#**!!!!
and right back out again

It's the vibe
the don't even THINK about f***'n with moi buck-o
show some respect
no I don't do it that 21st century way-- naff off
while I'm whispering the test phrase Is this too intimate 4 you hmmm?

it never is,
dear

what do you have to offer moi
nothin'
just like I thought

verrry frustrating and unsatisfying I mean puh-leese
I don't
won't
trust 4 openers

liars cheatahs hickeys secret fux always secret fux
always some-
body
stashed under the couch
1 or 2 had some cash and too much responsibility no time 4 moi to be looooved
properly

...the KareerKorner
oh funnnnn and
oh so overqual
can't get arrested
saw a house w/ a view I dug
major
fixer
upper no dice

saw my 2nd youngest sister betrayed by her husband
3 for three is the sib divorce rate
Annul him I cried
saw my baby sis her huz and 2 babies move away to Chicago
now I visit all I can

the one the reason the deal