Drinx @ Mission with the 2 attys

So there was I at Mission MSP
land o flakes
with not one but two esquires
one split for the exurbs and the remaining UofM alum like me, sir
gee do ya think we have something in common, hmmm?
'counselor',
as I took to calling him
after a single Stoli--I remember Stoli from my Neiman Marcus days-- mart including three monster olives like Vegas
ding ding ding
gin martini drinking lawyer men always want to talk about the creative world
and I always have to restrain myself from snipping about my outrageous divorce attychick's
re
tain
er
that I paid cash
the esq. said he strung up colorful Christmas lights in his office
what do the clients say? I gasped
they like it
oh
he also said that i have some tension in my pretty face that
only one thing can ease
riiight