i am so jacked and so pissed

had cocktails w/an Austrailian and as the coworkers faded off to their homelives
dude went in for the passive aggressive kill
I'm not THAT lonely, Mel
always the lady
so here am I hugging da pc
whatta joke
self preservation is my key
key to the kingdom
thass right --manana--ship my junk --and moi--back to Chi
where they are mean to your face --and decent behind your back
unlike this fucking town and all the preds
in the fuckin state

I thought all the deer hunters were up north
guess the foreigners stayed in town
never underestimate the power of
uh
no
thanx
and 8 cylinders
yeowww