"...Because it's wreak-able!"-a line from Wall Street

Oh what a fiesta I'm having here in the mini-apple:

A headhunter ( HATE 'em) called w/ a line on a (suspiciously sounding) fab job. In Duluth. I thanked her kindly and bit my tongue off from saying R U smoky in the head?!, this is as far north as I EVER wanna be. Not 3 hours more straight up to flippin' Canada, bit!!! But no. Then she hit me w/ the salary. With stock options. (It was Oscar time for me I was sooo laid back...cos I fell over to the kitchen floor.) Try 3x what I've EVER pulled in yearly. Rationalization mucho. So I mapquested Duluth. Holy crap it truly is the last stop before the Klondike. I like to ski, don't I, don't I?

Hope there are big Nordicks up there.

Riiight.